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Mon, 20 May 2013 22:05:10 -0400

payto: lyndsimac: pierceduh-veil: samfuckingb3ttl3y: Tumblr was on the news this morning. They...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:05:06 -0400

lyndsimac:

pierceduh-veil:

samfuckingb3ttl3y:

Tumblr was on the news this morning. They said that Tumblr is a bad place because it ‘promotes self harm’ they said because of the whole thigh gap thing going on. They said that Tumblr only has skinny, almost anorexic girls. Please, we’re all obsessed with bands, food, porn, and gay fictional couples.

everyone fucking reblog this

forever reblog

Clearly they don’t have a tumblr.

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Mon, 20 May 2013 22:04:38 -0400

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Mon, 20 May 2013 21:57:45 -0400

mercuriesrising: kirbyrightbackatya: night-creeping-rascal: ka...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:52:16 -0400

mercuriesrising:

kirbyrightbackatya:

night-creeping-rascal:

kankristhighhighs:

In art class my friend rolled himself in bubble wrap and stayed like that the whole day. When he sat down in our math class the teacher told him to take it off and he didn’t want to so he said “long live the king” and rolled out the door and down the hallway. And all you could hear was the faint popping of the bubblewrap as he rolled away. My teacher never went after him.

#some people are destined for greatness

its always the math teacher who tells you you cant

Yes good.

thisisrapeculture: mygreenchemicaldayofromance: mendthebroken: ...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:50:03 -0400

thisisrapeculture:

mygreenchemicaldayofromance:

mendthebroken:

acid-child:

supergreak:

halffizzbin:

thechronicleofshe:

pinkhairedlesbianadventures:

coachela:

rehability:

sadaholic:

loudwhisperss:

teenage-drrtbag:

If only all men were like this.

If men were all like this the world population rate would be so slow

There are guys like this you’re just too busy putting them in the fucking friend zone to see that

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

reblog for the comment

Oh hell no you better listen the fuck up dickwads

I was about to go to sleep and then this bullshit showed up on my dash and you have all earned yourselves fedoras so sit down, shut up, and educate your stupid asses.

“Putting them in the friendzone”? I’m sorry did you mean “I was nice to a girl and I cared about her and I’m bitter because she didn’t want me back?” Or was it “I believe that if I love another person they’re a bitch for just wanting to be friends.” Perhaps it was “I treated her (or pretended to, rather) like a person instead of a sexual object and now she’s not being a sexual object for me like I deserve.” No, wait, it’s “friendship with a girl makes me angry because I’m a self-entitled shithead who feels like if I want to be with a girl she has to accept that regardless of her feelings or else she’s a total bitch.”

The friendzone is the concept that a girl wanting to be your friend is somehow this inherently awful thing. Like, wow, did it occur to you that she thought you were, I dunno, FRIENDS? Did it occur to you that maybe she doesn’t feel romantically towards you but she still wants you to be part of her life because she thinks you’re a great person? I mean, if this is your reaction you’re wrong, because if you think friendzoning is a thing then clearly you’re a fucktrumpet but that’s beside the point.

Women are not machines you put niceness coins into until sex comes out. There are no punchcards to fill out to get to sex that you are apparently entitled to.

There is no friendzone, there are only people who don’t know how to behave like they’re not five-year-olds who don’t know how to take “no” for an answer.

Now I’m going to sleep. Disrespectful misogynistic asswagons.

Wow. Fucktrumpet, Asswagons? You are amazing at swearing. Like seriously amazing.

FUCKTRUMPET.

Women are not machines you put niceness coins into until sex comes out.

HOLY FUCK I LOVE YOU

everyone better read that long amazing comment!!!!!!!

REBLOGGING FOR THE COMMENT. Also, there is nothing wrong with casual consensual sex. This goes for both men and women. You don’t have to love the person you’re sleeping with in order to sleep with them. Sex is intimate but it’s not always romantic. Nobody is a slut or a whore for just casually sleeping with someone. Safety and consent are mandatory; love is not.

THAT COMMENTARY

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Mon, 20 May 2013 21:47:41 -0400

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Mon, 20 May 2013 21:46:34 -0400

noelle-julietteee: chloweafterdark: casualcynic: So my mom...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:46:13 -0400

noelle-julietteee:

chloweafterdark:

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

He forgot the forty two cents though

crying

"If you want to kill yourself, kill what you don’t like. I had an old self that I killed. You can..."

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:37:13 -0400

“If you want to kill yourself, kill what you don’t like. I had an old self that I killed. You can kill yourself too, but that doesn’t mean you got to stop living.”

- Vargus, Archie’s Final Project (via solunars)

IF ANYONE HAS JOHN GREEN'S REAL TUMBLR LET ME KNOW

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:10:53 -0400

fishingboatproceeds:

I will let you know if I discover anything.

wearesorryfortheinconvenience: wearesorryfortheinconvenience: my friend is CONVINCED he is the one...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:10:22 -0400

wearesorryfortheinconvenience:

wearesorryfortheinconvenience:

my friend is CONVINCED he is the one who brought on post limit. a few years ago he was reblogging a single picture as fast as he could as many times as he could and then the server crashed and ever since then people started hitting a post limit

its his fault we go through this

if you where wondering this is the image

bUT IDK MAN I THINK THERE IS PLENTY OF FUCKIN REASON TO BE UPSET

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Mon, 20 May 2013 21:09:56 -0400

Reblog if convenient.

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:06:08 -0400

allonsy221b:

heresyourhost:

If inconvenient, reblog anyway.

Could be dangerous

eteo: skysoaring: have a photoset of snakes laughing at your...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:04:55 -0400

eteo:

skysoaring:

have a photoset of snakes laughing at your misfortune

this is fine

kylesbogusjourney: activatewindows: kylesbogusjourney: WHAT IF MY COLORS ARE DIFFERENT THAN YOUR...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:01:43 -0400

kylesbogusjourney:

activatewindows:

kylesbogusjourney:

WHAT IF MY COLORS ARE DIFFERENT THAN YOUR COLORS

They are, because people having varying numbers of Rods and cones in their eyes, it causes people to see colours differently.

Also there is a theory that everyone sees, for example, the colour red differently eg Red=yellow, but because we’ve been taught that, that specific colour is red, no one knows if everyone is seeing the same colour as another person.

mgann-morzz: ninja-pillow-timeywimey: Accidental...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:00:40 -0400

mgann-morzz:

ninja-pillow-timeywimey:

Accidental philosphy

Tumblr is magical.

small-magical-mean-world: sailorcedes: deadlyjohnson: FACTS ABOUT THINGS: TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:59:45 -0400

small-magical-mean-world:

sailorcedes:

deadlyjohnson:

FACTS ABOUT THINGS:

TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER SELL IT OR SHUT IT DOWN.

YAHOO SAYS THEY’RE GOING TO LET IT RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. IN THEORY, NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR WHO’S LEGALLY OWNING IT.

NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN.

THINGS PEOPLE SHOULD BE REBLOGGING

^THIS. PEOPLE NEED TO SHUT UP AND LISTEN.